Lush Bunnies
Okay I am not saying that I am the smartest person to grace the presence of this mud ball but you'd think that I would be aware of certain things.Sunday was the Peacock Alley Christmas Party. Oh my...martinis for free. That is like calling me and saying "would you like a million dollars you gluttonous pig?"
Well of course I do.
I even penciled this is to accommodate my New Years Resolutions so I wouldn't feel bad about it that is how badly I wanted to go. So Sunday I do the right thing, go to the Y and work my ass off, then prep and primp to go have a few martinis, a good time with Celeste and just have some girl time.
Well, two cosmos, two pomas, and a Chuck Norris later, we are dripping off our stools and being drug out the door of Peacock to the Sports Page. What happened beyond this point is fuzzy as no one really has the true story but I intend on getting it some time soon.
Celeste and I were planning on leaving Peacock via Lloyd coming to get us and that we would just come back here and crash for awhile as we both knew that we didn't want to go to the Sports Page for a number of reasons which I have not begun to gather were probably highly appropriate assumptions.
It appears that yours truly and her cute counterpart may have been slipped a pair of roofies but we are not entirely sure. At this point it is purely speculation. But from the way we were when my styrofoam mouth called Lloyd to come get us at 9:36 (yes, it was really early) we were pretty bad off. I came out of the bathroom as soon as someone came in and said "Deb, your ride is here..."
I recall stumbling out of the bathroom and seeing no one, which Lloyd confirmed as he said there was a thousand yard stare going on. I tell you it was strange and I still feel like hell two days after the fact. Part of it may be that I have my tail between my legs for being a fucking idiot but I think that I am also worried that if it did happen how did I miss it? I am better than this damn it!
So this story will be ongoing till I get someone to explain to me if it was roofies or if me and Chuck Norris shall never meet again at the alley as he is a real bastard.
| description | Drop 1oz UV cherry vodka into 5oz Liquid Ice energy drink | ||||||||||
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| glass type |  Shot Glass | ||||||||||
| garnish | vomit FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS... | ||||||||||
posted by Deb @ 8:57 PM
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