I am an idiot!
Okay for a time killer, filler, or whatever you want to call it I figured I would bebop over to Sam's Club to pick up a few things.
Well I get in the door and I am attacked by an associate named Dylan. I was looking at cords for the componets I have down here as when I hooked everything up I was short a cord. Well apparently I was either looking confused or he liked my shirt because it sure didn't take him long to pounce on me and I will tell you, you don't get pounced on like that at Sam's.
Of course I carified that I am not dumb and that I knew what I was looking for and then he asks me to teach him. I'll teach ya as soon as I take my cart and run over your Jr. ass.
Of course being the nice woman that I am I laugh and he just stands there...apparently he finally got it that I was not entertaining him any longer and he went on his merry little way.
So I continue my shopping, get some steaks, tomatoes, shrimp, skinny cows and I am ready to jet because Celeste texted me and wants to go out for a few drinky poos.
I get to the till and realize that I don't have my debt card. Sam's Club is fickle about this as they are probably the only shithole on the planet that doesn't take Visa. Well I don't want a Sam's Club Mastercard, Discover Card, or American Depressed. I want to get the fuck out of there with my goodies and go home. Well, needless to say I left the store empty handed. I was totally embarassed...so...it will be awhile before I go back.
Well I was going to stop at the ATM on my way home too...couldn't. Didn't have my fucking ATM card. What the hell is the matter with me today? Am I just stupid or what?
HersDay for the Ladies!
Okay, I am tired.
I mowed grass again last night - the whole yard because the North 40 wasn't looking that lovely either and if they start working on the pipe in the next few weeks I am not going to be able to cross the ditch to get started.
Oh yes, I didn't blog this! They took bids on the ditch and they are going to "project to have it done by November"...I am not holding my breath till they start digging but it is progress. Also in the lot east of our neighbors Rona & Darren, they are going to put in a two floor office building. There were a few old farts on the hill that were not too happy about that till the planning commission said "well you could have a three story apartment complex." Suddenly they shut their pie holes.
Also the holding pond to the east of us and north of Menards has a name, Gateway Park. They are going to make it into a pond/park setting and have tables and such. There isn't a tree in sight but hopefully they will plant some so I don't have to look at all the greasy dudes when they start at Ruby Tuesday. One of my obligors said he wanted to work there and that is just a bit too close and personal for me.
The house is pretty much in order too. We moved all the furniture back into the basement, all the wall hangings are back up, I managed to fill the garbage can again with more crap that we don't need such as 15 USB cords and plugs for the computer. I can see keeping one or two but not that many. I didn't realize that my week computer habit turned into rabbit shit.
Also we placed the furniture a bit different, that is taking some getting used to, not that we haven't done this before but I wasn't thinking that it was going to be so strange. I think part of that too is the fact that we have the space back. I feel much better about our storage and what we actually have. It's stuff that we use, not stuff we are hanging on to for "maybe we will use that piece of crap" purposes.
Speaking of crap, that lawn mower is still sitting on the side of the house. That damn thing is going to the landfill tommorrow. I am off at 11:30 and I was going to go tan but that SOB is going first. It was supposed to go to the landfill last week and since I was fluffing/primping/tossing more shit I never got it out there. I am not even sure if we are going to have to pay a dumping fee. I really don't care at this point as long as the thing is gone. I know I blew it up, I don't need to be reminded of it every time I go outside.
Just watched a chick get arrested out my window...oh it was exciting. Spose I should work now...damn it.
Smashing Grapes!
I am getting crabby today...I am blaming that on chewing gum like a cow as I haven't had the most pleasant of afternoons. I had nice plans to work on a project and I haven't even started it and it's 3:30...
Cockgobblers galore. Everyone has a problem, address change, or a whaaaaaaaa story.
Well my jaw hurts so kiss my behinds a-holes.
hee.
I am not really mean or nasty, just in manipulator stage. Let's see how much crap I can say to convince you do to my bidding. As you might be able to guess, my success ratio is rather deflated today.
I was rather retarded at lunch, Lloyd was telling me I was drunk. I wish! We had to take the Camry into Jiffy Lube (ew) to get the oil changed so I was the lube whore sitting outside on the bench as I didn't want to be inside being stared at by the creep behind the desk. (which happened to be a woman...even worse)
Well he wanted to go inside and when we did I stepped over to look at the pop machines and he thought that I was attempting to look for another door...I was not!
After we get in the car, and I swore he said he wanted to go to Famous Dave's for lunch. Well then he started talking Fridays so I got confused and attempted to correct him in which he asked if I was crazy as I wasn't listening to him. I was, he said Dave's not Friday's.
Well we go back to work and it's been a downhill slide since, so I am hoping that 5:30 comes pretty soon so I can go home and stare at a wall for awhile in silence.
Lloyd is going to be playing volleyball tonight so I am kicking around going to the Y or maybe getting a few more things done around the house. We'll see.
Now me and my hooker heels are going to go serve some more rough justice.
Keep it simple stupid...
nah, I am playing and leaving nasty messages for all that dare to read this piece of wasted server space somewhere in New Mexico.
Yay for you.
But if you want to not waste 15 minutes online wondering what you just read you can see if you can save 15% with Geico.
Go, I won't be offended, this is more entertaining for myself than anyone else.
Hot in the city?
helps when you type something before you post the stupid thing...stupid.
well apparently it's hot. Hell if I would know, I have been inside all day so far diligently working my ass off.
Yes, working, a novel way to pass the time.
Back to things that I have been doing, well I filled the garbage can again with more crap to throw away but I didn't make it to the landfill on Saturday with the blown up lawn mower. So that tacky piece of crap is still sitting next to the house, looks like mice might move in if I don't get it out of there...shame. Hey, I have been a busy woman, our basement is 90% back to where I would like to see it. I have some touch up stuff and Lloyd is looking for prints for his "other" potty as apparently this is the "testosterone zone" and there will be no lace, just leather.
well whatever man.
hee.
Otherwise things are coming together nicely, I would actually do more dumpster collection but since the thing is full I really can't part with anything else right now. That is sad on it's own, and I am not a hermit either so where did all this crap come from?
