I think my ass cheeks are sweating...yes, they are.
Okay I am going to die if it doesn't cool off at least a little bit in the next few days.
I am waiting for the ivory tower to combust...it will happen.
(from the heat...from the HEAT!)
Anyhoo, Heidi and I (my boss) were out in the parking lot chasing after a little dog that was not very nice as we were worried about the dog, not so much ourselves.
So I called the number on the tag, no answer, called the PD to send animal control.
Well finally the owner showed up and was all surprised that the dog jumped out.
Um, man, it's like 100 degrees...you want to be full of fur and sitting in the heat? I don't give a crap if there is shade or not...I almost wanted to come unglued but not in front of Heidi.
I swear people do get stupid when it gets hot and cold around here...but you know overall most people are stupid. See Walmart blog from Saturday.
So I mowed the hill yesterday in extreme haste. I slipped on the tall grass too and nearly ran over my foot with that speed demon too. It's a nice lawn mower and even if I would have ran it over and been without a foot I wouldn't take it back.
Who would fall down the hill however mowing?
*Raises hand*
You betcha.
So I ran home at noon to look at the carpet. I have Layne Staley from Alice in Chains
putting in my carpet. But imagine him talking like Mickey Mouse. I don't know what the hell I saw but I know that I hope all my belongings will be there when I get home.
The carpet does look nice and I am overjoyed. I can't wait to get all the crap put back where it belongs and be DONE WITH IT.
The toilet dude showed up and fixed my potty too as the flush valve was broke, hell, we fixed all three of them this year. I am wondering if it is operator error or what but the carpet dude kinda got freaked out when he showed up. At least everything is getting done.
Although I may need to get a part time job to pay for all this stuff...who is going to hire me? I am lucky to have the job I have right now!
(besides I would not want to talk on the phone, sit too long, help people, or do any extra physical activity. Limits my options...heck, I sound like one of my obligors. Perhaps I can apply for some sort of disability. If I keep wearing myself this thin I may qualify!)
Well back to get grind, not that I am terribly missing doing anything at the moment.
posted by Deb @ 12:58 PM
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