Man, this Pear looks nasty...
Okay I have this pear on my desk. It apparently has had a rough life and I haven't done anything to help it along to a timely death. It's starting to get brown and nasty.Now why do we do this?
We buy food with every intent on eating it, we even drag it with to work thinking "wow, what a healthy little snacky poo I have there." yet there is sits...collecting office fur as this place is a blanket of dust. (well I try to keep my sin bin clean but there is just a time when you have to admit defeat.)
So I will attempt to kill the pear today but right now I am sucking down fuel and I really don't have the fuzzy stomach yet were I need to eat it.
I also need to find a way to pop my back. I have one spot that is just killing me and when I arch I can feel it, but I can't get far enough back to pop the problem.
I look like I am try to stick my boobs up my nose.
Well, it's not my fault the friggin things are like two beach balls.
I will find a way to take care of this, even if I have to lean over the pedestal on my desk to get the task accomplished because I am not going to troll around here all day like a accident victim. I can tell you exactly why my back hurts too.
It is about a foot and a half long, wears black fur, and snores.
Damn dog.
FYI: You guys know that you can comment by clicking Other and putting your name in right? Try it.
posted by Deb @ 9:40 AM
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