I am an idiot!
Okay for a time killer, filler, or whatever you want to call it I figured I would bebop over to Sam's Club to pick up a few things.Well I get in the door and I am attacked by an associate named Dylan. I was looking at cords for the componets I have down here as when I hooked everything up I was short a cord. Well apparently I was either looking confused or he liked my shirt because it sure didn't take him long to pounce on me and I will tell you, you don't get pounced on like that at Sam's.
Of course I carified that I am not dumb and that I knew what I was looking for and then he asks me to teach him. I'll teach ya as soon as I take my cart and run over your Jr. ass.
Of course being the nice woman that I am I laugh and he just stands there...apparently he finally got it that I was not entertaining him any longer and he went on his merry little way.
So I continue my shopping, get some steaks, tomatoes, shrimp, skinny cows and I am ready to jet because Celeste texted me and wants to go out for a few drinky poos.
I get to the till and realize that I don't have my debt card. Sam's Club is fickle about this as they are probably the only shithole on the planet that doesn't take Visa. Well I don't want a Sam's Club Mastercard, Discover Card, or American Depressed. I want to get the fuck out of there with my goodies and go home. Well, needless to say I left the store empty handed. I was totally embarassed...so...it will be awhile before I go back.
Well I was going to stop at the ATM on my way home too...couldn't. Didn't have my fucking ATM card. What the hell is the matter with me today? Am I just stupid or what?
posted by Deb @ 6:05 PM
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