Taco Tuesday...
No, no tex mex or whatever they are using to sell tacos now days...just me and my stud of a nephew.
Ain't he sweet? He's such a good little man and with an Aunt like me he really doesn't have many options of being a baddie...
Well, I car-b-qued myself again last night tanning.
Tanning sans clothes is a preferred method but when there are parts that haven't seen light in a long time they need a bit more attention than others. I know this but of course I love to walk that line of "should I or should I be stupid...?" and well you can imagine what I did. I baked my colorless ass for 12 minutes last night. Of course I don't really notice much except my tail bone is itching like I have cooties in my pants. Well I was at Walmart so of course I can't just grab a brush and start scratching even tho among that cast of peeps no one would likely notice but I don't want that getting on some video clip show or worse, You Tube.
So I refrained from scratching but as soon as I got in the car I was kicking like I had fleas. When I got home I noticed that the valley between the girls was starting to itch too. At first I thought I could curb myself and not dare to dive, but to hell with it, I did. Soon I noticed that I had almost a case of the hives. I could stop scratching, so I thought, okay, Benadryl then. Well I had no oral stuff so I had spray - all that stuff is good for is bra tape. Sticky shit indeed.
So I figured some aloe should take care of it. That just made me smell. So I figured if I could sleep, I can't itch, so I took some Tylenol PM. Well that took 45 minutes to kick in but I managed to make it through the night.
So I need to go tonight again but the bits are going to be covered. I hate to do that but I have to go if I am going to get rid of this shirt that I have on due to my burn on the 4th. Perhaps I just need to get drunk before I go so I can't feel anything...that seemed to work on the 4th...
posted by Deb @ 12:55 PM
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