Someone's got a case of the Monday's...
Yeah, you damn right.I am tired and semi lazy. I don't feel like being at work and overall I could really use a nappy.
It was a busy weekend for us again. Lloyd went golfing and dumped off the lawn mower at the land fill and I went to Parker's baby shower ( got to hold my little man for the entire gift opening...he was a superstar!)
After that is when I went to Sam's an embarassed my sad self.
After that I went out with Celeste. Went to Bistro for drinky poos and had hardly any food so it didn't take much martini to get one all "worldly wise". So Lloyd shows up and looks at us and just shakes his head...don't think he wanted to be associated with us.
Well we went to Jerry's to sit by his fire pit but before we got there the drunk ones went to Captain Jacks to stock up their liquor land. Celeste was mumbling about some raspberry sparkle stuff...note: I can't drink that again. That was like fuzzy Boone's Farm and I still feel fuzzy from it!
She was all pissy because the stuff was warm and while we were at the till the guys working there were giving us a bad time so they felt compelled to walk us to the car. Well here is fairy man carrying two small purple bottles of wine. (should have just done mad dog because that probably would have been better.)
I turned to him and said: "Go get us some ice."
Well he looked at me like excuse me....
But the lap dog actually did it.
He comes up to Celeste's side of the RAV and says, "Here's your god damn ice!" He starts to laugh at us as we just start to squeal. Oh well, another man learning his place in the Kingdom of Me.
posted by Deb @ 8:47 AM
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