Monday, August 27, 2007

crash & burn

well this afternoon made me into a hella bear. I was so bitchy I couldn't stand myself and then I had a walk in right at 5 o'clock and the worst part...

the dude didn't read the fucking letter I sent to him. But he brought me all his coffee soaked pay stubs.

Now at 8:30 I would have been able to tolerate him. This afternoon however turned into a powder keg for me and I really started to loose it about 4:00 or so. Lori was gone so I had deal with a the crankamuffins on the phone but they were uncommonly more pleasant to deal with than my Pen Superstar. He was just an asshole today and almost got called a dick but I figured that may be pushing it some.

I managed to get out of there without breaking anyone's neck but if I would have had to be more pleasant on the elevator with the bookbag mongers (Social Workers from Social Services) I may have opened a can of whoop ass. I was really not in the mood to talk to 300 pounds of warm and fuzzy carrying a fan that she must have used to cool her taloned feet. I likely would have cracked that sucker across her scalp but I am afraid that her psoriasis probably would have shielded her from the blow.

Then I came home and waited for Lloyd as we were to have Carson for the evening. I love the boy but I didn't know how much I could take after having a day from hell.

It wasn't bad but I did think of a funny after we ate. Lloyd says that he is forever asking questions.

We had to stop and get gas for the Camry as Lloyd must have farted into his gas tank earlier to get us around as there wasn't any actual fuel in the tank, so he and Carson get out. I can see in the rear view Carson's head bouncing up and down as I look out the Driver's window and Lloyd is pressed up against the car with his arms crossed. That was not a look of coolness from the back...

Of course I start laughing hysterically in the car, enough for the person next to us to look at the crazy bitch in the car next to them with the windows rolled up howling like crazy. It was funny that he had just mentioned this hyeractivity to me earlier and now here I was watching him deal with it.

So we came back here, walked the girls around our new Gateway Park which is across the street (they have a nice walking path around the holding pond - apparently they are still working on it but people are using the path) and then the played with the girls outside as I had to run to Menards for some Wall Anchors for one of our Dog's Playing Poker. I came back and they were playing Playstation, Carson still asking ten thousand questions.

Lloyd took him home now so I am off to see what I can do for research on one of our shared pieces of crap. I don't believe our boy likes the Suhr's too much.

So, bite me.